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When a programmer finds out another programmer is trying to commit suicide
One day, Joh passed a bridge and found that Jack was about to commit suicide by jumping into the river.
Jon hurriedly shouted at him: Don’t jump, don’t.
Jack asked: Why didn’t you let me jump off?
Jon: Because there are many beautiful things in this world that are worth living.
Jack cried and said: Is there any? For example?
Jon thought for a while and asked: What do you do for work?
Jack: I am a programmer.
Jon: Me too, are you software or hardware?
Jack: Software.
Jon: Me too, are you a front-end, back-end, or algorithm developer?
Jack: Front-end.
Jon: Me too, do you use React or Vue?
Jack: React
Jon: Me too! So when you indent, is it 4 spaces or 2 spaces?
Jack: Two.
Jon: Go to hell! You are a heretic.
With that said Jon pushed Jack directly into the river.
