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To reward a believer, God gave him a wishing machine.
“Great!” said the believer. “I want a lifetime’s worth of money that I can never spend!”
The wishing machine trembled and spat out a piece of paper money.
Indeed, he could never spend it because it was completely useless.
“No, no, no! I need it in US dollars!”
The output port of the wishing machine suddenly expanded wildly, flooding the area. Then it spewed out a mountain of iron, all made of 1-cent coins, almost burying the believer under the pile.
He would never be able to count them, let alone spend them.
“That’s not right! At least it should be paper bills, and not just for my lifetime, but my descendants too should never be able to spend it all.”
Then, countless bills appeared out of thin air in space, gathering into a planet made entirely of paper money. Fortunately, the believer quickly canceled the wish, or else the Earth’s gravity might have torn apart due to the paper money planet’s pull.
After countless near-death and absurdly funny wishes, the believer finally made a wish that barely met his expectations: “I want a bag, 50 cm deep, 50 cm wide, with one open end. When my hand fully enters the bag, a paper bill will appear at the bottom of the bag. The temperature of this bill will be 300 Kelvin, with the same motion speed and direction as the…
